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reblog to squeeze prev's ass
#mine#you squeeze my ass one billion times now okay?#if you reblog from source you get squeezed back or your money back guaranteed
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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Challenge pissing.
That’s right, Machine. Challenge pissing!
If you can piss six feet in the air and not get wet, you get your blood back, guaranteed!
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#help why does he sound like an infomercial salesman in this#90 day satisfaction guarantee or your money back#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill
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me: i'm going to be responsible and continue to save my money
also me:
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#mike schmidt#fnaf cassie#glamrock freddy#youtooz#youtooz plushes#damn it i'm going to be poor forever#youtooz wants my money ;3;#but i also cant guarantee i'll still be here at my current address by the time these ship
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Dear Universe please give me $10000000 dollar so I can crochet all the rest of the Pokemon in one go thank you the end
#text#you ever just fantasize about how one large lump sum of money could completely change your life#and enable you to pursue your hobbies?#yeah. in a wishful mood.#dont worry tho I'll still make all the pokemon in my lifetime. potentially next year but probably in 2027 if gen 10 releases#but i'll make them all guarantee it! just not as fast as if i had a fucktillion dollars
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Some of Tee and Ja'Marr's thoughts on the Tee Situation
Tee said to me 'right now I get to play with one of the, if not the, best quarterbacks in the game, I get to play with one of, if not the, best wide receivers in the game, that opens up so much more for me.' And then he said 'this offense is designed for so many different players to be spotlighted, the way that I am used in this offense so plays to my strengths.' And then he said to me, 'can you guarantee I can have that exact situation anywhere else?'
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So do I think he's taking a home discount? No. But I do think that he is very very smart, he sees the whole picture out there...
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It's very easy to compare this situation to what Ja'Marr had at LSU with Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson. And Ja'Marr has said Tee is very different than Justin Jefferson. That every single minute with Justin Jefferson was a competition. That everything was who makes the more dynamic catch, who has more catches in practice, who runs faster? Everything was that way. Ja'Marr had to speak up and demand the ball a lot at LSU, because so was Justin. Ja'Marr told me that he doesn't have to do that in Cincinnati because Tee, and this is a quote from Ja'Marr, is one of the most unselfish humans you'll ever meet.
#VERY VERY INTERESTING STUFF#also fuck evan this guy is so annoying he KEPT interrupting her through her whole segment and then smiled all condescending like#'what about the money you idiot woman'#and it's like YES the money IS a good point#this could easily all just be talk from tee and ja'marr#because tee DOES deserve all the money he can get#he DOES also deserve the chance at being WR1 if that's what he wants#(he has always done well as WR1 when ja'marr is out/hurt)#so like yes. those are important caveats.#that can definitely be talking points without evan's annoying ass comments and interruptions and looks#(like dude are you not also just some sideline reporter? no need to act like you're better than aditi. BUT WHATEVER)#very interesting considerations! that tee is aware of all the good of his current situation#and may not want to change it at all??#again. could just be saying shit. actions speak louder than words and all that#but the action of dropping your agent (who has the BEST track record of getting guaranteed money) only to go to the agent of the guy#who the front office is going to try to leverage your negotiations against#is like. well. that feels very very deliberate!!#that these two are going to put up a united front. to try to do their best to stay together AND get paid.#which sounds too good to be true tbh!#and then ja'marr comparing his relationship with justin and his relationship with tee!!#both important relationships! both beautiful connections!#and like. justin and ja'marr NEEDED that kind of relationship in college#one of support and competition. pushing each other to be their best. so that they could come into the league#and break all these records almost immediately#and then now a more settled relationship with tee. calmer softer maybe.#that post about how important relationships that let you REST are#man. man. i could go on forever about all of this but this is already too much!!!#tee higgins#ja'marr chase#cincinnati bengals
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It's the Money Stella! Reblog and share just look at her and be blessed with a modest wad of cash to treat yourself!
#genuine shitpost#I'm so used to paying with a debitcard I surprise myself when finding forgotten bday- and Sinterklaas monies from grams#IF someone legit gets surprised with money shortly after perceiving the Money Stella let me know :'D#I guarantee absolutely NOTHING ^^#sillyness
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💕🌹Happy Valentine's Day! Again! Now it's the Real Deal!!!💖💘 look below and choose your flavor!!
#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#spamton#big shot spamton#big shot era#deltarune#happy valentine's day#yes the idea was taken from that hilarious picture#i couldn't decide what version is better so here you go. every version! EVERY FLAVOR!#[big_shot_rose] x4#🌹🌹🌹#he loves his fans very much#and their money but that's a secret#wait i fORGOT THE HIGHLIGHST ON THE HAIR#...ehh he's great anyway#SO HE FINALLY WASHED HIS HAIR LMAO#probably there will be a bigger art for Valentine's but I can't guarantee hehehe
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Have a romp in a Honda Odyssey now and fix your marital disagreements today!
#all seats and seatbelts are susceptible to adamantium claws and/or swords but if you pin your husband down by his belt#the cushion is steady enough that you will lose no momentum!#100% guarantee or your money back#tracks include Wolverine variants singing#yes you heard it right singing#as well as I'm With You by Avril Lavigne#and You're The One That I Want from Grease!#roof is designed to sustain an entire Deadpool rolling across it to attempt to strangle a Wolverine with a seatbelt#windows have decreased durability for maximum a-spec when you both prefer to stay in the car#suspension itself is able to withstand all night all day rocking#with enough gas to spare from a forest set and into a lair of survivors in the Void!#so what are you waiting for! nab a Honda Odyssey and fight with your husbands on the way to a sacrificial scene with Madonna in the bg musi#ads like this is probably deadpool approved#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett
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thinking about the parallel between wuffles and mr fusspot and vimes and moist again. like dude wuffles was vetinari's dog for fucking YEARS his TERRIER who vimes was being COMPARED to vimes was his DOG and then wuffles died and he got REPLACED by mr fusspot aka fucking MOIST. like i wonder does vimes ever look at mr fusspot and think of wuffles. think of how easily replaceable a dog is. think of that happening to him. an old dog has to be put down afterall. ughhhhh
#we are all someones dog yes but that doesn't guarantee them being ours#vetvimes#moist von lipwig#sam vimes#havelock vetinari#gnu terry pratchett#discworld#making money#im relistening to making money again dont mind me
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Ngl, the dbh sequel/dlc starring Gavin and Nines would be so smart not only cause of reed900's popularity but also because Bryan was adored for his role as Connor so playing a Connor again but a much more badass one would honestly be so cool and I think people would fall for him just as they did before.
And given's Neil's popularity in Baldur's Gate 3, he definitely would would attract a lot of fans as well.
I'm just saying Quantic Dream, you guys really need to cash in on this.
#detroit: become human#dbh#reed900#bryan dechart#neil newbon#quantic dream#I guarantee if this happened qd would make so much money#and win a shit ton of awards#seriously it's a wasted opportunity them not having made a sequel/dlc yet#mine#mine: texts#mine: dbh
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Hello! I just discovered your blog and I immediately became captivated by your webcomic, but I'm unsure where to read all of it. I know it's on Webtoons, but I can see it hasn't been updated for a while, and you still post about it.
Are your physical novels just prints of the webcomic? Are they a continuation? Is the story complete? Thanks in advance!
Hi there!
Glad you found me and are enjoying my comic!
It's only on webtoons, and the story is not complete yet! We're 2/3 of the way through right now. It's currently on hiatus, and it's scheduled to come back in about 2 months!
I'll explain why it's been so long if you're curious, but also for my followers who might also be wondering about it under the cut. Sorry, it's pretty much just me complaining haha
I took a month off I took 2 months to get the books printed I took a month to prepare my next comic and I took 2 months to write the rest of the series (I knew the character arcs I wanted, but not the time periods or mysteries!!!) I've been working on actual episodes since then
I had to take some time off because of some pretty extreme burnout due to the sheer amount of work it was to draw over 800 pages and write 6 complete stories in a year and a half... I was getting sick almost weekly due to the overwork, it was really really bad honestly. I was having to work 60+ hours every week just to keep up...
The nature of the comic itself is also difficult... Each of the arcs is a complete, self contained story which can be read (ideally) without context, and my arcs need to be about 10-13 episodes each... And since I have an exact number of episodes to work with, it's even harder.
It takes a ton of planning and a ton of refinement, and working week to week with no breaks I was forced to put out second or even first drafts, so I just wasn't happy with the work I was doing... And to do that for the rest of the series? I wouldn't be proud of the work I did.
Plus... To be entirely honest, webtoon has treated me quite badly IN MY OPINION... They deprioritized me before I launched (I had to beg for more promotion, I'm not exaggerating), they outright denied me the opportunity to even ask for a raise, I don't make any money on fast pass and they pay me less than my partner makes working at trader joes. My first editor left me completely hanging, my second editor (who I loved) was fired... And they told me I wouldn't get a third season before my first season even finished. So it was just repeatedly completely demoralizing.
I'm sorry it has taken so long, it'll have been 10 months by the time I come back. But I realized... I won't get promotion either way. I won't get more episodes either way. I won't get more money either way. So to finish everything, to make it feel good, to make it something I'm proud of, I chose to take longer to make it better.
I am fully aware I will lose a significant amount of my readership for this and it might genuinely affect my career moving forward. But it's what I had to do! So I'm sticking to my guns on it, and I'm confident long term it'll be worth it. It never could have been this good if I didn't take this much time.
#asks#steakandpeanutbuttersandwiches#I'm SO sorry youre new and you asked me such a benign question and I responded with... this... LMAO#I swear to god I tried to make it as short as possible#theres just a lot auauuaghkhgjk#basically. way too much work. not enough money.#so it either is gonna be good and take longer or be worse but come back faster#and I chose to take longer#so.#I'm really sorry and I wish that this decision didn't also come with the... pretty much guarantee that it will negatively impact my career.#I will lose readers. I will lose potential readers for my future work. it looks bad on me as a creator to take such a big break. etc. etc.#but it's good. it's so good. you have to trust me it's like the best stuff Ive ever written#it. ok well to be honest#it'll probably feel extremely simple and extremely natural#but it's been SO much work LMAO#I am not exaggerating I have written over 200 pages of scapped ideas to get to where it is#I'm sure it won't make sense why it took so long while reading but you gotta trust me LMAO#ideally it doesnt even 'feel' different right. cause its gotta be cohesive with the whole thing#but there is SO MUCH TO WRAP UP#THERES SO MUCH#and to make that feel natural in this little space oh my GOD it is so hard#ok omfg I'm doing it again I'm going on way too long again IM SO SORRY#YOURE NEW HERE AND IM DOING THIS IMMEDIATELy#this is like 90% for my followers who I know are curious about this and I'm just using you as a jumping off point to talk about it#cause I don't really like to make standalone posts very often#I likely will make some kind of official announcement about it when the date is extremely set in stone#right now I think it's still only tentatively scheduled so it could still change#and I'll say something more... refined and restrained... then.#but for now this is like. actually everything. I think#I'm sure I forgot something but whatever lmfao
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#kirby#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#you didn't hear this from me but streetlight manifesto has 2 and only 2 tour dates scheduled so far for this year#one in their home turf and one in mine#it will've been 5 years since I last got to see them live#after 6 consecutive years of attending#I was genuinely and reasonably worried I might not survive to see them live again.#tickets don't go on sale for another day or two so it's not a 100% guarantee but.#it's like kind of a big deal tbh.#no not kind of. it's a big deal to me.#I'm emotional about it.#anyway check out my craft blog I reblogged earlier today or the merch catalogue in the pinned post so I can afford tickets lol#(honestly my wife and partner would probably cover the tickets if I asked especially since they're both coming with me)#(so the money part is realistically nbd)
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dude i'm so cooked
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#roguish archetype.txt#hsr#honkai star rail#sunday hsr#fugue hsr#tingyun hsr#herta hsr#i AM actually setting aside some real money this time lmfao sorry#i usually only buy the BP but. jing yuan is likely to run alongside sunday so i can't. miss him again again.#i already have enough to guarantee sunday and 2.7 should give me a good chunk for fugue#and 3.0 should give a good chunk for herta
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Jack Cole, Plastic Man, Archives, Vol. 3
#yes don't worry woozy#your death will be quick and painless#that's the plastic man guarantee#or your money back
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apropos of nothing shoutout to ethogirls for being hands down the most gratifying mcyt fans to draw for so far. u all are so comprehensively not normal about that guy it’s infectious
#mumbling#ethoslab#like genuinely makes me want to draw him more often just bc the ethogirlies are always so happy to see him#…either that or i may have designed him extra hot on accident#still. the enthusiasm#topsy tip if you want to influence my drawing habits simply be insane#it’s not guaranteed to work but it’s the only thing besides large sums of money that shows consistent results
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